Super-sex with his wife

Brothers in mind! I appeal to you. That is to men. Many of you are married. Married a long time and has, apparently, forever. And many of them have the same problem - sex. Wife does not want to deal with you having sex as often as you want? She permanent headaches, sleep, critical days ...

It is cold in bed, shows no initiative, evades the marital debt? How vile!

Undoubtedly, this is a consequence of its bitchiness nature. And what can we do? How to change the situation, to make this "Snow Queen" in the hot things, lascivious nymph, insatiable slag? Very simply, I tell you. You just use a little creative techniques, which I will discuss below. Women are complex, unknown and unknowable. But! She has several unconditioned reflexes, using which, it is quite easy to manipulate.
Do not believe the vile concoctions that you shoved every now and then in the form of well-designed book titled "How to make sex interesting after 25 years of adultery," or "35 ways to regain the passion marital sex." Full messy, I tell you.

Do not follow the advice of a failure, who write these books. This, at least, stupid and wasteful and sometimes dangerous. For example, the board bring their righteous bunch of flowers, to reduce it to a restaurant, and then, fixing a flat candles to read her poems, a provocation. Apart from the fact that this event will definitely undermine your family budget, it can cause a completely inadequate response from a surprised wife, and often fire.

Spit on the back of these theorists, soaring in the clouds. Return to the sinful earth. I offer you the easiest, and not least, the cheapest way to persuade the wife to unbridled sex. We need only perform a few simple steps. They all fit into the traditional sexual techniques. Namely, the preparation - the prelude - the culmination. Masterfully executed the first two steps reduce the third to a mere formality. So focus on them.

1. In the morning (yes! Prepare sleds must summer) note, like wearing your wife. It is possible that her coldness in the last three days due to your indifference to her new suit, which so effectively emphasizes its dignity, and quietly hides flaws. Shouts of "O. ..! Where does this kick-ass skirt? "Is not always appropriate, since it is possible that this is not completely skirt, a dress, bought 3 years ago on sale. Best neutral, "You look so impressive in this ... uh ... clothes. If your spouse did not take this as a subtle insult, it is safe to move on.

2. Go to the wife, and kissed her in the neck, say: "you have such a nice parrot, I can not wait for the evening, I was excited." Warn you that you should not do this at a time when it had in the hands of dangerous items such as hot ployki, full kettle or a hot iron. Caught unawares, she can commit inappropriate actions. Especially, if she had not heard anything from you except for foul language.

3. For lunch, suddenly, and seemingly as an afterthought, wash the MSRP. It is possible that this will cause suspicion. Be ready. On the question "what have you done?" Should be answered in a charming smile, and on demand "as well, Dykhne!" To draw in air.

4. In the evening come a little earlier and made debris. Where is it better to find out in advance. Typically, in the kitchen under the sink. If there is no debris, it is someone made. Do not despair, go to step 5.

5. Prepare dinner. It sounds ominous, I agree, but do not perceive everything so literally. On the way home, buy a pizza, half-finished. Carefully read the instructions. When his wife entered the house and stopped in his tracks, casually ask her: "Darling, you love with a crust?" Be vigilant, possible fainting.

6. Usually at this stage particularly sensitive women reach orgasm first. The rest, as a rule, are already close to this. Then all is not so difficult. Need to change your favorite socks to clean, and sprinkle with a little cologne. Yes! will shrink into a fist, and sprinkle. Outside. 'll Have to make this sacrifice. That's right.

7. The most difficult part. View its righteous Evening Seri. Remember that for this you shall be rewarded. Suffers. Try not to let malicious, and not laughing out loud at a particularly dramatic places. And nobody said that it would be easy! Some help reading mantras with their eyes closed. I do not know, do not try. But it must go ...

8. Properly preparing a prelude completed. The finishing touch could be the phrase: "do not wear panties today, they do not need you. And if after all that your little wife does not pounce on you like a hungry lioness, then ... then you're not married! What is its undoubted advantages.

Good luck!